A very normal night on my own--Glamour Shots style

What do you do when your husband is at work all night and you are bored out of your mind and nothing is opened other than Wal Mart?  (Let's be honest here, Wal Mart is never fun unless you consider having fun standing in line for 40 minutes to purchase a simple item such as chap stick.)

I do what any normal 27 year old female would do:  

1.  I go to the hospital gym to run and work out.  Running in 10 degree weather turns my feet to ice and is just not feasible--or smart. 

2. I return home to watch Zombieland on Netflix whilst I eat dinner.

3. I consider playing the geetar but finish my current novel instead.  

4. Before I take a shower I decide to apply dark eye liner and poof my hair... for the hell of it, of course.  Man, black eyeliner, neutral eyeshadow and three bobby pins can really go a long way.  

5. Then I decide to capture myself on camera.  Because it is only natural to want to capture such beauty (????) on camera.  It retrospect I wish I would have had some wild colored eyeshadow, mascara, blush and lipstick at hand.  You know, to really play up my new appearance.  Out of those four items, the only one I own is mascara.  And it was downstairs and I was too lazy to fetch it.

Please don't think me narcissistic.  I was simply having a gay old time by myself and I was thoroughly amused by the pictures.  Ri-dic-u-lous!  Reminds me of waaaay back in the day when Whitney and I would dress up in ridiculous costumes and take pictures.  HA! Obviously I haven't outgrown that stage of my life.

 I call this one, "The Ace."

 I call this one, "Kissy Face."

 I call this one, "The Dilemma."

 I call this one, "The Nose-Picker."

 I call this one, "The Tourist."

 I call this one, "Sundevil Pride."

 I call this one, "The Face of Revenge and Distrust."

 I call this one, "Exasperated."

 I call this one, "Holding Still."

 I call this one, "Playful."

 I call this one, "Searching for Enlightenment in Bad Lighting."

 I call this one, "The Partial Profile and Poor Posture."

I hope you found some amusement in my glamour shots.  Thanks for browsing.