Monday, March 25, 2013

Homeless gloves

Clark constantly complains about my cold hands and is always telling me I need to wear gloves around. This has been going on for years--perhaps the entirety of our marriage-- and I'm pretty sure I have Reynaud's disease.  Lately I've been toying with the idea of buying some fingerless gloves so that I can keep my hands warm and still retain some functionality of my fingers.  And then I had a brilliant idea.  Why not just cut off the fingertips of an old pair of gloves?  


Clark keeps asking me where my shopping cart is.  And then I pair the gloves with my pink robe and I look even more homeless.  
Truth be told, I should have done this long ago.  My hands have never been this warm in the winter.  And winter is exactly what we're dealing with here in Philly.  There are no signs that spring has arrived, and even the birds stopped chirping.  Just look at what we woke up to today:

Feeling a little depressed today. No job, cold weather, looking homeless 16+ hours of the day.  Someone, please rescue me!!

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Five years of photos

Clark and I really, really like having tangible photos, however we rarely get our photos printed.  So for our anniversary I thought: why not print out photos of us from the last five years (wedding excluded)?  I tried to limit the collection of photos to one photo per month, or 60 photos total.  I ended up printing just under 300.  Overshot the original mark a bit.  Luckily, photo albums do exist to store 300 photos!

It's overwhelmingly us.  Which is the point, but...it's still a little overwhelming. I did my best to throw family pictures in from time to time.  If you come visit, I won't blame you for not wanting to look at it.

Until I determine something better for the cover, I have some cats taking our place.

Some photos from our first year... 

First Christmas that we tried to spend with both families...

First wedding anniversary...

Photos from our SLC past...

Australia...

 Asia...

 I'm really happy I did this.  Pictures on the computer are no substitute for the real thing. You're welcome, Clark.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

The day I ate the best steak ever was the day I became a nurse practitioner

The other day I took the most important test of my life...and passed.  Whew, I am officially a Family Nurse Practitioner! I kid you not, I had no idea my palms could sweat so much.  I swear I was wiping my hands on my jeans after I answered each question.  
Since I was still jumpy and anxious after the test, I walked down to Sephora to treat myself to some new makeup, thinking that would calm my spirit and also give Clark a little time to drive downtown an pick me up.  Let's not dwell on the fact that I don't have a job and I have an absurd amount of student loans looming over my head.  Sometimes, a girl's gotta indulge a little--especially after a nerve-wracking life event! Clark is such a good husband that he totally understood. And now I have this totally awesome makeup that makes me feel oh so pretty. 

For a celebratory meal, I decided that I wanted king crab legs.  So we drove out to Costco only to find that Costco carried just about every other seafood but crab legs.  Damn.  

After much deliberation  we settled for some New York strip steaks that Clark later seared to perfection. Seriously you guys, it was the best steak I've ever eaten.  Camera pictures just don't do it justice. Thank you, Youtube and Gordon Ramsay for helping my husband create the most magical celebratory meal a girl could ever wish for.  



And now, the job hunt begins! Or rather, continues... Errr, becomes more serious.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Five Down

Happy five year anniversary to us!!! We're more in love than ever before, OF COURSE. **cue make-out sound effects here** Woke up to this on our most special day of the year...

I must admit that we're not thrilled with this early spring weather.  Dang you, Punxsutawney Phil! Where is the early spring we're all promised? 
Unfortunately, I didn't get a figurine whittled out of wood as I had hoped.  But according to Wikipedia, I can cross my fingers and hope for a wooden object next year! And maybe Clark will get a 5 lb bag of sugar.  We'll just have to see.  

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

We've all got our vices

I'm not judging you, Chuck.  But I didn't expect this.  
I'm sensing that this may not be the real Chuck Norris, given the incorrect grammar and the fact that I don't think the real Chuck Norris would actually admit to being Ke$ha's number one fan.  Or would he? I've got my suspicions as to where this particular Chuck Norris probably resides...

So I kind of became infatuated with Ke$ha's Die Young song in Malaysia.  However, the video is really confusing. Is she trying to be sexy?  Because let's be honest, Ke$ha doesn't exactly exude sex appeal, and I'm pretty sure she can't dance.  But what do I know. I'm just a woman. A woman who has had a girl crush on Shakira for 10+ years. Now that woman is downright sexy.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Romance at its finest

I was going over the photos on our SD card today and I totally forgot about these! Now, Clark and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day, but when I saw this card at CVS on Valentine's while I was buying laundry detergent, I got all giddy and I knew he'd appreciate it. As he should.


Very romantic, indeed.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Southeast Asia Part VII: Singapore

The last SE Asia post...finally! And as Tobias Funke (no Umlaut over the u, sorry) once said: "Boy gang, what an adventure!" That quote just never gets old and is almost always appropriate.
This time around Clark didn't get sick in Singapore. We only had one full day to explore and see the sites Clark initially missed out on. We actually ended up staying at a hotel in the red light district, and for dinner our first night there we were so tired of Asian cuisine that we bought a bunch of cookies and chips to eat for dinner. We truly are American at heart.

The next morning we decided to walk down to the Singapore Flyer (the world's largest observation wheel) from the hotel, rather than take a cab or the metro. Maybe we were trying to work off some calories from the night before.  It was a fairly long walk of about 3-4 kilometers.  We walked along the river which was beautiful. Singapore has some very nice paths that would be perfect for running. Too bad I was extremely lazy on this trip and literally ran twice the entire time. So much for marathon training, huh?



We debated on whether we should go up to the top of the Marina Bay Sands resort to see the views of the city/sea from the swimming pool area, or whether we should take a ride on the observation wheel.  We opted for the latter, only because we'd never been on an observation wheel before.  And yes, it is different from a Ferris wheel. 







From this view you can see the Botanical Gardens and the Singapore Strait.


Since Clark didn't get to see the Merlion fountain last time, we walked over to that area of the city, passing some very awesome Chinese New Years decorations on the way.  The decorations are just so colorful and vibrant, I love it!


 The mini Merlion Statue.

The real deal.


 We sought shade under a nearby bridge on the concrete ledge of the Kallang River, where Clark took of his shoes to rest his "dogs". After about an hour of allowing Clark to rest his "dogs" we wandered around some parks for a while and read that this bulb becomes the flower below. Amazing!


 We found the World War II monument dedicated to those who had been victims to the ruthless crimes of the Japanese occupation .  Clark had to clue me in because I had absolutely no idea that the Japanese military had murdered thousands of Singapore and Malay civilians. So awful.  



Buildings and restaurants along the Kallang River, which empties into the Singapore Strait, which is just beyond the Singapore Flyer and Marina Bay Sands.

I have never seen clams this big. Totally blew my mind.





Back to Chinatown. I know I already posted a different picture of it, but I just can't get enough.. It's the year of the snake; have you read your Chinese horoscope? Mine is--I hate to admit-- fairly accurate. 

We decided to buy some chop sticks because whenever we order take-out Chinese in Philly, we're never given any chopsticks with our order. It bothers me just a little bit. How am I supposed to practice if I never have chopsticks? So, now we each have a pair.

And when I get frustrated I can just revert to using my learning chopsticks. Yes, Clark got me a pair of little kids chopsticks for all of those tantrum inducing moments of noodles sliding through my big girl chopsticks. He's so sweet.

We left Singapore far too early the next morning, flew to Tokyo where our plane was delayed two hours, then flew to Detriot, and finally arrived safely back in the brisk cold Mid-Atlantic weather in Philly. 

We had such a blast on this trip and I honestly can't wait until our next opportunity to explore more of the world.  It may be a while, what with finding a job, Clark trying to go to grad school, saving up money for another trip, paying for a replacement water heater and subsequent damages in our rental house in AZ...but we're looking forward to future opportunities, nevertheless!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Southeast Asia Part VI: Bangkok

"Bangkok has him now, and she'll never let him go." - The Hangover 2

We'd heard conflicting opinions about Bangkok before travelling to SE Asia.  Most people we had talked to stated that Bangkok was just a big, dirty, smoggy city. We probably wouldn't like it, they'd say.  There are too many people and it's always so hot.
I feel like we barely scratched the surface in Bangkok. We needed at least another 3-4 days there.  From my experience, I found the city to be charming, in the big city-everywhere you walk is crowded-but oh my gosh look at all the street vendors and custom tailor shops-type of way.  I loved it!  We took a river taxi to see the grounds where the major palaces are located, however we didn't get a chance to see the Grand Palace and the Emerald Buddha.  Uggggghhh. We got Clark a custom made suit that is smokin' hot.  We shopped at the Weekend Market which was both awesome and awful.  I got the worst, most painful pedicure of my life down the street from our hotel. All in all though, it was a great trip and I can't wait to go back! 
Now onward with the photos!   I took way less photos in Bangkok. I think I was tired of trying to capture every moment and realized that by doing so I was missing precious moments of time with my friends and my husband.  So this post is going to be much shorter than the rest, as I'm sure you'll be relieved to know!
Here's Clark looking super excited on the water taxi.  I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty awesome.

The sky only threatened rain. We lucked out and the weather cooperated.







Wat Arun (Buddhist Temple) as seen from across the river from where we disembarked from the river taxi. We didn't have a chance to make it there either, dang it.

Walking by some vendors on our way to Wat Pho.



I just love when my fish has that subtle taste of exhaust, don't you!?


Tuk tuks.  No, we didn't ride in one.  We heard way to many negative things about them. But gosh dang, aren't they cute?

The Grand Palace is located withing these walls.  It still hurts to think that we were so close yet couldn't see everything we wanted to.

Our tickets to enter Wat Pho, a Buddhist Temple you can read about here.

I guess we fit into the category of foreigners since I can't read what the other sign with the arrow says...

Free water for tourists? Yes, please! 





One of the largest reclining Buddhas in the world. 



People were making offerings with coins they had purchased to drop into the black cauldrons. A lady (as seen in front of these two girls making offerings) collected the offered coins in a yellow tub, likely so the coins could be re-sold to be offered again. Very interesting.







I love this group shot.

I love this group shot even more because of the dude photo-bombing our picture! It makes me smile every time.



This here's the money shot. I think Clark captured this one. I just love how it's composed and how you can see the Thai flag through the multiple thresholds. After this we had to hurry back to the suit shop so Clark could complete his first fitting.  We took a taxi back--literally an hour and a half ride to the suit shop near our hotel--and it only cost the equivalent of $5 American.  *Sigh* I love Thailand.

So we didn't even know about the weekend market until our taxi driver the day before told us about how wonderful it is and how a person could buy almost anything at this market.  I have never seen such a place in my life.  It was HUGE! Pictures don't do it justice.  I couldn't get very good shots because it was crowded and I was more interested in looking for treasures than taking photos, but I captured a few outside shots.  I couldn't capture any while we were walking in the covered area of the market because the walkways were just too narrow and crowded and I didn't want to be that person holding up others trying to get through.

Clark really, really wanted a picture with this Thai cowboy. 

I dubbed this the Shopping Death March, because it was so hot and humid, there was no where to sit, and Clark seemed to refuse me refreshing beverages when I needed something to quench my thirst. Nevertheless, we stayed at the market for 4 hours.

Walking back to the Sky Train, I stopped to take a picture of the covered stalls. Notice that they seem to go on and on? I kid you not, this market was massive and if I had 6 liters of fluid to drink I could have stayed longer. Believe it or not, I actually had to drag Clark away from this place, and he hates shopping.

Pink taxis and pink buses. Is there anything Thailand doesn't do right?!

We forgot to take a photo of our boutique hotel with the rooftop pool, but we did manage to get a picture of the condoms that are available through the mini bar!

The Terminal 21 mall, complete with a replica Golden Gate Bridge!

The mall was actually very cool. Each floor consisted of designers from different areas of the world. For example, the ground floor was Rome, thus all stores were Italian designers. The second floor was Paris, so it had only French/Parisian designer brands. There was even a floor dedicated to Thailand designers. I ended up buying the cutest summer dress from a Thai designer who was in the fashion business with his sister. Anyway, if you can't guess, there was an American inspired floor... with American foods.  Because Americans don't know fashion, they only know food...

So we ate some much desired Mexican food and enjoyed our last meal with our friends.

It was so sad to say good-bye to Ivan and Joanne, not knowing exactly when we'd see them again. Thank goodness for skype, but sometimes that doesn't cut it.  I love having friends that I consider family. Friends like Ivan and Joanne are so rare and I just hope we can organize another reunion in the not too distant future!

So Joanne and Ivan were flying out a bit later than us, and also flying back to Australia directly from Singapore. We had another two nights in Singapore left on our itinerary.  Our flight was an hour and a half earlier than theirs so we took a taxi to the airport, and decided to spend some of the last of our Thai baht on Durian candy. This fruit is ALL over SE Asia.  It's actually illegal in Singapore, I assume because of it's noxious/pungent smell. We hadn't yet tried it so we decided to try candy, that way we could also bring home a taste of Asia to our friends/family. While waiting for our flight, we both unwrapped a candy, counted to three, and popped them into our mouths. I spit mine out within seconds. Clark somehow managed to slowly chew and swallow his, but I think he found it painful. I'm so glad I didn't try the actual fruit because I'm sure I would have thrown up.  It smells like dirty feet/days old garbage to start with, and it tastes a little like sweetened garlic (the best way I've heard it described so far). I personally think it tastes like what dirty feet would taste like.  

Joanne and Ivan: we love you guys and can't wait for another reunion! Maybe Thailand again?!