We've all got our vices

I'm not judging you, Chuck.  But I didn't expect this.  

I'm sensing that this may not be the real Chuck Norris, given the incorrect grammar and the fact that I don't think the real Chuck Norris would actually admit to being Ke$ha's number one fan.  Or would he? I've got my suspicions as to where this particular Chuck Norris probably resides...

So I kind of became infatuated with Ke$ha's Die Young song in Malaysia.  However, the video is really confusing. Is she trying to be sexy?  Because let's be honest, Ke$ha doesn't exactly exude sex appeal, and I'm pretty sure she can't dance.  But what do I know. I'm just a woman. A woman who has had a girl crush on Shakira for 10+ years. Now that woman is downright sexy.