My first Ivy League football experience was... interesting.
A friend and I attended our very first Penn football game last Saturday at the beautiful and legendary Franklin Field. Thank you, Groupon, for the $5 tickets and free pretzel vouchers.
In no way does Ivy League football compare to SEC football, or even PAC-10 (err-I mean PAC-12), ACC, Big 12, etc. Nevertheless, I really enjoy watching collegiate football, and the game was still fun to attend! Now I know I'm just making a huge generalization about Ivy League football, but it reminded me of high school football, only a little more impressive. I know it sounds mean, but this was NOT like watching the big dogs play. Or even the medium sized dogs. This was like watching little dogs, like Pomeranians or Shih Tzus, run around and fumble the ball every 75 seconds or so. To be fair, Pomeranians are just as much fun to watch as Golden Retrievers, am I right? Now obviously these athletes have more talent than most high school players and are good enough to make this squad. However, they probably wouldn't make the cut if trying out for bigger programs in the area, such as Penn State or Temple. The players are noticeably smaller, whiter and less adorned with ink on their skin. Just sayin'. Someone's got to be honest about it. Ivy League programs can't offer scholarships to athletes, so obviously they can't draw the best athletes to their programs (Patrick Witt of Yale is an exception, but even he can't make his team good). I have a deep respect for athletes that compete for non-scholarship providing schools. When I was recruited by Columbia University in high school, I wouldn't even consider visiting the school/program when I was told they couldn't offer me a scholarship. Props to Ivy League athletes. They obviously love what they do and don't expect anything in return. Besides a win here and there.
Back to the aforementioned football game. Penn lost to Cornell. Cornell is one of those schools I just can't stand, all because of Andy Bernard from The Office. "I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it?" It's hilarious how arrogant he is about a school that most people have rarely heard about. Anyway, I hate Cornell because of Andy Bernard.
The crowds were so small at this game. I felt so bad for the teams playing in this massive capacity stadium to probably a couple thousand fans total. This photo was taken at half time, but you can tell that the stands are pretty empty regardless of it being half time or not.
Aside from my above blasting of Penn football and Ivy League football in general, I am excited for next year's football season. I do love me some college football, and though these guys don't fall into the category of the big dogs, even as small dogs they are fun to watch play.